If u laugh im happy?

ok so theres a girl with no arms or legs sittin at the beach. a man comes over and asks her why she is so sad. she says" its becuz ive never been hugged before. will you hug me?" he hugs her. she says ive never been kissed before. will u kiss me?. so he kisses her. then she says. ive never been screwed before. will u screw me? so he throws he in the water and shouts "THERE UR SCREWED" haha is it funny or am i twisted?